when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT WOULD MAKE SOMEONE?!!!!!
"Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world."— (via meganho-)
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck