(Source: likeitsrainingoutside)


nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through


quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits


"Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages."

— Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: elalusz)


blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that


unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick


(Source: eduardaribas)


greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day


queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)



thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(Source: l0stkeys)



"If a girl understands your bullshit, sticks through your mistakes, and smiles even when you’ve done nothing for her — it’s obvious she’s a keeper. But it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her."

— (via ohlovequotes)

brittany-archdale:

precumming:

image

someone is on my blog via wiiu lmao

Probably an 8 year old boy googling pre cum because it’s his first time.

(Source: precumming)


"Good things come to those who wait. But better things come to those who work for it."

— (via khounstipated)

(Source: thedailypozitive)